Cheerleader Ninjas |  | Actors: T. Scott Becker, Angela Brubaker, Jared Brubaker, Adam Burns, Merrill Carsh Studio: Lions Gate Category: DVD
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Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC Languages: English (Original Language), English (Subtitled), Spanish (Subtitled) Rating: R (Restricted) Region: 1 Number Of Discs: 1 Running Time: 91 Minutes Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2 Dimensions (in): 7.1 x 5.4 x 0.6
MPN: LGEDVM1059D ISBN: 1594350582 UPC: 031398105923 EAN: 9781594350580 ASIN: B0000CBXZN
Theatrical Release Date: November 25, 2003 Release Date: November 25, 2003 Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
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Product Description Four perky clueless cheerleaders from the happy valley high hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling church ladies for the invasion of the internet smut into their childrens bedrooms. Studio: Lions Gate Home Ent. Release Date: 03/22/2005 Run time: 96 minutes Rating: R
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Cheerleader Ninjas July 8, 2009 Melissa Fuller (Des Moines, IA USA) 0 out of 2 found this review helpful
This movie killed me. It was so cheesey, it was great! If you are looking for a stupid good time this movie is a good choice.
long live bad movies September 25, 2005 Kat (Ogden, Utah USA) 4 out of 6 found this review helpful
This is one of the best terrible movies I have ever seen. How can you go wrong with a movie that features a scene where a giant cheerleader zord battles a giant catholic reform school girl zord with a giant dildo? I ask you. The dilogue is bad, the acting worse, but there are lots of gratuitous boobs. This is definitely a so-bad-its-great movie
ALL YOU GUYS SUCK SO HARD!!!!!!! July 23, 2005 Thatonedudeeverybodyloves (Indiana) 3 out of 6 found this review helpful
If you don't like this movie then forget it ever existed, why bother writing a reveiw huh? This movie is awesome! Sure it's not "American Pie" or whatever type of crap Hollywood garbage that you're used to...but that's what's so great about it. This guy probably got a little, cheap-ass, dollar store digi-cam and made this in his basement (now...if you've seen the movie then you'll most likely be thinking of the nerdy dudes 'Enterprise bridge' closet under the stairway, kinda cardboard hideout right about now) I mean seriously and honestly what's not to like about this film? Cheerleaders?...Ninjas?...Star Trek obsessed geeky types?...Flamboyantly gay arch nemises?...Catholic school girl minions?...(Yes, there are boobies too. Lots of them!..for no apparent reason even!)
The fight scenes are ridiculously entertaining (I challenge you not to laugh outloud at them, nay, I dare you! if not for just they're low, low budget pathetic-ness) So in conclusion, ignore everybody elses reveiw before me and take my word for it that this film may well have been the best to come out of the relative movie draught of 2003 (or whenever the hell it was made)
Why would anyone even rent this? July 1, 2004 0 out of 18 found this review helpful
I've never seen the film, I don't have to. All I know is I'm sick of these White trash losers coming into my video store and renting this crap. If you like this movie or have a strong desire to rent it, then you ARE white trash and retarded! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE!!!
Yuck May 6, 2004 Shantell Powell (Kitchener, ON, Canada) 11 out of 15 found this review helpful
The other night, I watched Cheerleader Ninjas. Now, don't think I ever considered the possibility this could be a good movie. No, I knew it would be bad, but I was hoping it would fit into the so-bad-it's-good category.It doesn't. Instead, it fits squarely into the it's-so-bad-it's-awful category. Cheerleader Ninjas is a story about a flamingly-gay teacher at a Catholic reform school who wants to get revenge on a cheerleader troupe in a nearby high school. It would seem he was refused admittance to their team. So he gets a group of reformed Catholic prostitutes to beat the crap out of the cheerleaders. The cheerleaders retaliate by getting martial arts training and reluctantly join forces with the local nerds. Terrible fight scenes, gratuitous nudity, and a giant robot/dildo battle ensue. The only thing this movie has going for it are the boobs, and that just doesn't float my boat. There are better movies out there with boobies, and it's frightening to think that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman flicks are some of these better movies. The apparent film budget would have been just enough to rent a few of 'em, too, and maybe get a couple of six-packs, while the director was at it
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