Dark Town |  | Director: Desi Scarpone
Actors: Janet Martin, Delpano Wills, Joel King, Meghan Stansfield, Alison Dian Miller
Studio: Lions Gate Films Home Entertainment
Category: DVD
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Rating:  16 reviews
Sales Rank: 88413
Format: Closed-captioned, Color, DVD, Widescreen, NTSC
Language: English (Original Language)
Rating: R (Restricted)
Region: 1
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
Number Of Discs: 1
Running Time: 88 Minutes
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.3
Dimensions (in): 7.1 x 5.4 x 0.6
MPN: D17607D
UPC: 031398176077
EAN: 0031398176077
ASIN: B0009A402K
Theatrical Release Date: 2004
Release Date: June 7, 2005
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Product Description
A QUIET SUBURBAN TOWN IS OVERRUN BY VAMPIRES! THE ONCE IDYLLICPICTURE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN FAMILY NOW HOSTS SPECTACLES OFCARNAGE BEHIND EVERY PICKET FENCE, AS THE NEIGHBORS PROWL THE STREETS FEASTING ON THE DEAD & DYING. JEN & RAKEEM ARE THE ONLY TWO LEFT...WILL THEY SURVIVE?
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 The Single Worst Vampire Flick I Have Ever Seen! March 3, 2007
LovelyLady21 (Missouri, USA)
I watched about forty-five minutes of this piece of garbage and believe me that was enough. I just couldn't continue to put myself through the torture that was watching "Dark Town"! Not only does it have atrocious acting, poor lighting, hammy dialog, badly choreographed lesbian sex, horrendously stereotyped characters, a convoluted and illogical plot and cheap gore effects, it was also rather sick in certain places as well! One scene in particular that I happened to catch shortly before I turned the film off involved the vampire dad literally ripping the unborn fetus out of his daughter-in-law's pregnant stomach!!! Why on earth did he do this?!?! Of course we never find out as is typical with these typse of films. Overall, I wish I could say that "Dark Town" was one of the few so-called "low-budget horror gems" floating around out there, sadly though it's anything but! In fact, it may very well be one of the worst to appear on DVD in recent memory!
Keep This On The Shelf March 23, 2006
Lola (Baltimore)
1 out of 3 found this review helpful
Do not rent it. Definitely do not buy it.
Even for B-grade horror it is a horrible and stupid flick.
A Waste Of Time February 17, 2006
J.DeW. (America)
2 out of 6 found this review helpful
That's what watching this movie was for me. I could have rented anything but I must have been temporarily insane and picked this thing up off the shelf.
BAD! BAD! BAD! January 19, 2006
Papa Baggy T (Baltimore, MD)
1 out of 3 found this review helpful
What is it with B horror movies? Do the people who make this stuff think the only people who watch this stuff are going to be horny, drunk and/or high white teenaged geeks?
This movie didn't know what it wanted to be. First we are dealing with a vampire flick that towards the end just flat out becomes a zombie-n-gore fest!
And the incest stuff was nasty! Damn. That's what people meant when they talk about the slippery slope. If you show men with men & woman with woman, then where will it end? I noticed a lot of this incest as erotic/naughty stuff recently. I don't like it and I think people are sick in the head if they do. Know what I'm saying?
Avoid This Film January 10, 2006
Dark Chocolate (Big Money Island New York)
3 out of 6 found this review helpful
This is a Troma style stinkbomb that made the living real smell so bad I had to open every door and window!
A slumlord comes upon some Bosnian vampire and his daughter. They infect him and he returns home to infect his doormat wife, weakling son, the pregnant daughter-in-law he lusts after and his druglord groupie daughter. Into the picture comes his lipstick lesbian social worker daughter with her lover and some gangbangers looking to get even with Mr. Slumlord.
Incestuous themes and teasings abound. Also one of the most disgusting, nastiest treatments of a prematurely born baby I've ever seen.
Only one thing I need to know: What happened to the daughter's adorable cat? I'm thankful that the degenerates who made this flick spared us animal mutilation.
Strictly for the 16-25 whiteboy set who might have sexual issues with their sisters and mothers and be naive enough to believe that average lesbians look like the two in this movie.
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